While talking about men and how Sex and the City’s lessons are still relevant…
Xie: Whenever a friend dates a bad guy I’m like, “HE’S A MR. BIG! RUN! RUN LIKE YOU ON FIRE!”
While talking about Uncle Fred recovering…
Auntie El: He’s doing better, he’s livid now.
Mom: Lucid, you mean lucid.
Auntie El: Oh, OK. He’s lucid. Those sound so much alike, they’re basically interchangeable.
While gchatting at work….
While chatting on the phone…
Alexa: I can’t believe I slept with him without a condom. I’ve never done that before.
Me: Well, have you gotten a STD test?
Alexa: Oh my God— I already think I have AIDS every other day, why would you say that? What, so I could find out I do have HIV, and then have to become the spokeswoman for it, like “Beautiful people can get AIDS too…”