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    2 weeks ago

    Mom on age differences

    While walking into mass….

    Mom: When a woman is dating a man twice her age, it’s not because she thinks he’s attractive or likes him.

    Dad: So you’re saying that woman Johnny Depp is seeing doesn’t think he’s attractive?

    Mom: Don’t be ridiculous! It’s Johnny Depp- Of course she thinks he’s attractive and likes him!

    women don't date men twice their age for good reasons


    johnny depp



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    3 weeks ago

    "Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti."

    Sophia Loren, on the beauty of eating a lot of good stuff like carbs.


    curvey girls

    sophia loren


    classic hollywood

    old hollywood


    eat a lot

    eating carbs isn't bad


    pasta makes you beautiful

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    3 weeks ago


Floral Eggs {Tutorial}
Found at: howaboutorange

OH SHIT I CAN’T WAIT TO MAKE THESE. Cath and I love crafting.


    Floral Eggs {Tutorial}

    Found at: howaboutorange

    OH SHIT I CAN’T WAIT TO MAKE THESE. Cath and I love crafting.



    crafts are fun





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    3 weeks ago

    "A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers called out ranged from 8oz to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If i hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If i hold it for an hour, i’ll have an ache in my arm. If i hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer i hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything.” Always remember to put the glass down."

    Unknown (via skeletales)

    True true true

    (Source: keepclassy, via skeletales)




    put the glass down

    lay your worries down

    it'll all be okay

  5. 3 weeks ago

    Alexa on Capitalism

    While talking about how to get a new business funded…

    Me: So you make a presentation to investors- about your company or product- and see if they want to put money toward it.

    Alexa (sounding disgusted): Isn’t that basically just pan handling?

    Me: Man, I don’t have time to explain the fundamentals of capitalism to you, Lex!

    according to alexa- getting investors is just like pan handling

    asking for money the same thing no matter how you ask




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    3 weeks ago

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    Mom on Names

    While talking on the phone with Grandma Grace…

    Mom: What? No, mom, her name isn’t Hamburger, it’s April.

    names matter

    baby names



    grandma Grace

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    1 month ago

    Grandma Grace on Marriage

    While watching TV at her house…

    Grandma Grace: I remember standing at the alter, thinking, “Oh, this is a mistake…”

    dont get married too young

    wait to mate

    grandma grace




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    1 month ago


    Soft Serve Flavors // Digital

    Lavender Flavor.  Coffee Flavor.  Raspberry Flavor.  Matcha Flavor.

    I would eat this right now.

    emotionally eating

    ice cream